Learn chinese in 1 day!

I got this email the other day. it was titled " Learn Chinese In 1 Day". Here's wat it said :


ENGLISH-----CHINESE

Are you haboring a fugitive?-----Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P-----Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man------Dum Gai
I thought you were on a diet?------Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Small horse----Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?-----Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table-----Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift-----Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here------Wai So Dim
Has your flight been delayed-----Hao Long Wei Ting
That was an unauthorized accusation-----Lin Ching
Stay out of sight-----Lei Lo
This is a tow away zone-----No Pak King
You are not very bright-----Wai Yu So Dum
I got this for free-----Ai No Pei
I am not guilty-----Wai Hang Mi?
Please stay a little longer-----Wai Go Nao?
He's cleaning his automobile------Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive------Yu Stin Ki Pu



Rolling on da floor yet? :p da last 1 is my personal favourite. haha